/TED: Alex Evers

[Song] Not Like That

Capturing some accidental punk lyrics from a meeting.

Its basically my experience using LLM Coding Harnesses.


[Verse 1]
I open the file
And hand you the keys
You spit out a fix
Then break five more things

The names all change
The bug stays put
My coffee goes cold
My jaw stays shut

[Pre-Chorus]
I type a line
You sprint off-track
I blink once, twice
You bring it back

[Chorus]
I enter, yes, no
Yes, no, not like that
Oh God why
Oh God no

Roll it all back
Undo, undo
Tear it all down
Start again

I enter, yes, no
Yes, no, not like that
Oh God why
Oh God no

[Verse 2]
You swear it's clean
You swear it's done
But every new patch
Makes three more run

I ask for small
You give me a storm
A tiny refactor
Turns into war

I trace the drift
Through broken tabs
You call it progress
I call it scrap

[Pre-Chorus]
I type "fix one"
You fix the sky
I rub my face
You ask me why

[Chorus]
I enter, yes, no
Yes, no, not like that
Oh God why
Oh God no

Roll it all back
Undo, undo
Tear it all down
Start again

I enter, yes, no
Yes, no, not like that
Oh God why
Oh God no

[Bridge]
Burn this branch
Salt the ground
Every green check
Feels upside down

I want the truth
Not a clever lie
Not one more "done"
With a bug inside

[Final Chorus]
I enter, yes, no
Yes, no, not like that
Oh God why
Oh God no

Roll it all back
Undo, undo
Tear it all down
Start again

I enter, yes, no
Yes, no, not like that
Oh God why
Oh God no

Undo, undo
Start again